"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol
this is so adorable and perfect i am actually on the floor crying bYE
HOW DO SOME PEOPLE JUST SLEEP IN TWO MINUTES OR NOT EVEN LIKE I HAVE TO MAKE UP A WHOLE MOVIE IN ORDER FOR MYSELF TO TRULY GO SLEEP
Only acceptable response.
this was too amazing not to reblog.
Me, to any of my friends when people are being assholes.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
YO WHY THE FUCK ARE BIGGER BRAS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN SMALLER ONES THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT I’M GONNA FUCK SHIT UP NEXT TIME I GOT OT VICTORIA SECRET FUCK YTOY
why do bras even cost so much in the first place jfc
idk but i’m paying fucking 50 for each one like what the fuck